Roadhouse Magazine Issue 27

“I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.” Jim Carrey 10 Things to think About: “I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.” Sienna Miller “My mother would kill me if I posed naked. My mother raised me with certain standards.” Rihanna “Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother... I would be with her now if she wasn’t my mother.” Shia LaBeouf 1. Why is the letter ‘W’ in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V? ------------------------- 2. Do twins ever realise that one of them was unplanned? ------------------------- 3. If poison is past its expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? ------------------------- 4. Which letter is silent in the word ‘scent’, the S or the C? ------------------------- 5. What if my dog only brings back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it? ------------------------- 6. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75 -100 years to fully work. ------------------------- 7. Every time you clean something you just make something else dirty. ------------------------- 8. Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win. ------------------------- 9. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. ------------------------- 10. The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably all dead. 75 RHM Magazine - roadhouse.net.au Social Media Busters Dumbest Celebrity Quotes. Ever. “Alice in Wonderland is such a perverted movie. It’s all about Ecstacy. I swear! Look it up online.” Miley Cyrus