Roadhouse Magazine Issue 27

For all Roadhouse Magazine advertising enquiries, email us at mktg@roadhouse.net.au 1. “WE HAVE A NEW CO- WORKER. I LIKE TO WORK WITH HER. HER SMILE IS BEAUTIFUL.” 2. “WELCOME HOME, HOW WAS YOUR BUSINESS TRIP? LOOK, I WASHED THE BED SHEETS.” 3. “I DIDN’T INTEND TO CHEAT ON YOU.” 4. “YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY MOTHER.” 5. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY; I GOT YOU A TREADMILL.” 6. “YOU’RE OVERREACTING.” 7. “YOU SHOULD PUT ON A LITTLE MORE MAKE-UP.” 8. “ARE YOU READY YET?” 9. “ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO WEAR THAT HONEY?” 10. “I DON’T THINK I EVER WANT TO GET MARRIED.” Ancient Egyptians hieroglyphics are basically ‘old school’ Emoji’s if you really think about it! If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before. The word ‘swims’ upside down, is still ‘swims’. Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it. THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND WORLD’S WORST PREDICTIONS “A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.” Response to Debbi Fields’ idea of starting Mrs. Fields’ Cookies. “With over 50 foreign cars already on sale here, the Japanese auto industry isn’t likely to carve out a big slice of the U.S. market.” Business Week, August 2, 1968. “The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives.” Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project. “There will never be a bigger plane built.” A Boeing engineer, after the first flight of the 247, a twin engine plane that holds ten people. BIZARRE ALMOST USELESS STUFF TO CHAT ABOUT AT THE PUB. BAR BANTER 74 RHM Magazine - roadhouse.net.au